
I don’t follow the rules, I break them.
Hey, I’m Camille!
Disgustingly optimistic and insanely realistic.
The BVI’s
I’ve always done things my own way—from building a consulting business before Instagram was even a thing, to navigating major life pivots (think: career changes, menopause, midlife unravellings) without falling apart. Now, I help others do the same—by cutting through the noise and showing them how to trust themselves more.
Whether I’m fixing backend systems, designing a site from scratch, or coaching someone through a WTF-now! moment, my approach is the same: no-bullshit, straight-talking, and focused on what actually works for you.
My mission? To help people rebuild life and work on their own terms—especially during those big life transitions when it feels like shit’s hitting the fan from every direction—but without the cookie-cutter crap.
I’m not here to give you someone else’s roadmap.
I help you (re)discover your own. 🔥
💥 This is “practical woo” in action.
Not sure what Human Design has to do with real life?
Here’s how it helped me get my shit back together—
…and how it can help you, too.
I help humans navigate big life transitions using Human Design—not with cookie-cutter bullshit and spiritual platitudes, but with real tools that help you stop the anger and frustration, and start trusting yourself again.
No bullshit. No five-step formulas.
Just clarity, confidence, and a personalized approach that actually works.
Here’s the thing:
Most of us think we’re living as our true selves... until life throws us into a WTF moment and we’re thrown off track—then we realize we’re not.
That’s where Human Design comes in.
True story:
I discovered Human Design during a time when life felt overwhelming and rudderless—think menopause, a cross-country move, and big questions about my own life and business.
It was a lot.
But once I started digging into my chart, things finally started to click again.
I remembered who the fuck I really am.
I was no longer stuck—I was empowered.
And that feeling? That clarity? That’s what I want for you.
Because (re)discovering my aligned self didn’t just feel good—it helped me get back on track.
Deconditioning from the bullshit was the lightbulb moment that changed everything.
Now, I help others do the same.
We’ll uncover what makes you click (again), break free from the patterns that don’t serve you, and figure out how to move through life in a way that feels as fulfilling as it is sustainable.
Everyone’s journey is different.
Let’s see what yours is all about. 💛
Curious what your own chart looks like?
👉 Look it up for free here.
Whether you’re rebuilding, rethinking, or restarting—there’s a way forward that actually works for you.
⚡ What I Do (in plain English)
🧠 IT Consulting – Strategic tech assessments for small businesses so your systems actually work for you (especially when life’s shifting fast)
🎨 Web Design + Direction – Clean, modern Squarespace sites that are strategic and stylish—built to evolve with you
🌀 Coaching + Human Design – Alignment-first strategy to help you navigate life pivots, career changes, and WTF-now moments with your personalized roadmap
Whichever door you walk through, you’ll get solutions that feel good, make sense, and actually fit you.
A Few Fun Facts:
This pretty much sums it up. If you're into sugar-coating and vague advice, I'm not your girl.
I’m a 3/5 Manifesting Generator
Translation: I’m built to juggle multiple passions at once! Mono-tasking? Never heard of her.🤹♀️I believe in past lives
And I’ve had quite a few. If we work together, ask me about that time I was on the Titanic!🚢I’m not a foodie, but I love to eat
Give me a plane ticket, a new culture, and a plate of local cuisine—I’m in heaven.🌮I wanted to be a marine biologist when I was a kid
Now, being my own boss lets me pursue some of those ocean dreams. Shark tagging? Cage diving with Great Whites? Yes, please!🦈Miami called, and I answered
In 2015, my hubby and I packed up and moved to the Sunshine State. Palm trees and ocean breezes? Best decision ever.🌴
Ready to Work Together?
I’m a great fit for humans who want a no-bullshit approach—
whether your IT setup needs to scale, your website needs a facelift, or your whole life just hit a plot twist that needs a serious reframe.
Not sure where to start? Choose the adventure that fits best:
What People Are Saying…
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“You’re such an incredible help. Thank you again for helping my shit brain LOL.”
— Khloe G.
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“Seriously, that program was the shit! The layout of programs, pricing, structure…it all kickstarted some mega shifts!”
— Ashley N.
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“Camille, this is brilliant. Thank you!”
— Lisa S.
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“Because you’re the best! Simple as that. But something more tangible, I love how you don’t waste time or dwell on things. Everything is clear, straightforward, no fluff, and I really appreciate that. So many other coaches I’ve worked with have over complicated things or spent a lot of time dwelling on one thing. I love that you get right to the heart of the matter!”
— Jen T.
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“A huge win is updating my website & creating a whole new brand message and product suite! Also had a 1:1 client re-sign, got an inquiry about a new offer right away, and I feel more confident and aligned in my business. It also just felt good to stop thinking and just go for it!”
— Jen T.